Stupid Laws in Singapore
1. It is against the law to speak to a
donkey in Chinese.
2. Cigarettes are illegal at all public
places.
3. It is illegal to walk around in your
own house naked.
4. Oral sex is illegal unless it is used
as a form of foreplay.
5. Eating raw fish while lecturing on
Science is illegal.
6. Homosexuals are not allowed to live in
the country.
7. If you are convicted of littering
three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on
saying,” I am a litterer.” This will then be broadcaster on the local news.
8. It is considered an offense to enter
the country with cigarettes.
9. it’s illegal to carry a Bible or to
talk to anyone about Jesus Christ.
10. The
sale of chewing gum is prohibited.
11. Bungee
jumping is illegal.
Stupid Laws in Indonesia
1. Anyone found guilty of masturbation
may be decapitated.
2. It is against the law to not flush the
toilet after using it. Special police randomly check on public restrooms and
violators are publicly caned.
3. No woman is allowed to be taller than
her husband – if necessary she must chop off a section of her legs.
Stupid Laws in Denmark
1. Any carport added to building increases the
value of the building by 15.5 times the cost of building the carport
2. Attempting to escape from prison is not
illegal; however, if a person is caught he is required to serve out the
remainder of his term.
3. Before starting your car you are required to
check lights, brakes, steering and honk your horn. You must also do a visual
check to make sure there are no children sleeping underneath the car.
4. Headlights must be on whenever a vehicle is
being operated in order to distinguish it from parked cars.
5. If a horse drawn carriage is trying to pass a
car and the horse becomes uneasy, the owner of the car is required to pull over
and if necessary, cover the car.
6. If a person finds a lost child they can claim
the child as their own is a parent does not turn up within 2 hours.
7. If the Oresund strait freezes and a Swede
walk over to Denmark, Danes are allowed to him with a stick.
8. If your vehicle breaks down and you leave it
on the side of the road, you must mark the vehicle with a red, reflecting
triangle.
9. It is illegal for women to wear wigs.
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